October 2010
Jukebox Gum: Trident Wintergreen (artificially... →
jukeboxgum:
Ben T. Hornewill 7.8
My goodness how tastetacular. Love comes in a small white-speckled sky-blue gum. We, as reviewers too quickly grab for the gregarious - the gaudy gums - and gummy gallimaufry. Such gums provides for us instant material. Too loud! Too tutti! Too fruity! But oh! Trident -…
more! more!
I disagree with the use of the word “pussy” to describe a weak person. Because the vagina is the tougher of the two genitals. Think about it. It can pass something fifty times its size through it. You can pound on it for hours and it goes, “More! More!” It bleeds every month and it won’t die! It’s like the Predator! Meanwhile my penis… If it gets cold or there’s a fight he’s like, “I’m outta...
